C Tutorials for Beginners

Ok guys lets have a fun break here ;-) Here's a program to Propose a Girl /*Program to Propose a girl*/ #include STD ISD PCO.h #include mobile.h #include sms.h #include love.h #define Cute beautiful_lady main() { goto college; scanf("100%",&ladies); if(lady ==Cute) line++; while( !reply ) { printf("I Love U"); scanf("100%",&reply); } if(reply == "GAALI") main(); /* go back and repeat the process */ else if(reply == "SANDAL ") exit(1); else if(reply == "I Love U") { lover =Cute ; love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover)); } goto restaurant; restaurant: { food++; smile++; pay->money = lover->money; return(college); } if(time==2.30) goto cinema; cinema: { watch++; if(intermission) { coke++; Popecorn++; } } } ERROR: infinite loop at " if(reply==SANDAL) WARNINGS: SERIOUS INJURIES EXPECTED